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07-24-11, 02:34 PM
lottomagicz1212

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Found this on a friend's wall on facebook.

"Chryste Cook Bird
Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!""
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07-25-11, 10:43 PM
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hahahahaha
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07-25-11, 11:29 PM
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Funny.....
Thanks much, Brenda
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07-26-11, 11:32 PM
billyray

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thats a good one
07-27-11, 05:50 PM Thanks!
krongaard

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nice one !
07-29-11, 05:07 AM Thanks!
lottomagicz1212

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there is a disturbing carrot on Cindy's face book wall.

it made me both hungry and nausious. There is a warning not to google funny carrot images.

"Especially for you! (One word of warning - do NOT google funny carrot images. It's SHOCKING!)"
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07-30-11, 03:36 AM Thanks!


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My advice to you is to never moon a werewolf

Kevin the Wednesdayite

08-05-11, 10:14 AM Thanks!
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A Marketing Moral

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story? In Marketing, if you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass good-bye.
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08-06-11, 01:49 AM Thanks!
lipec

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:) I like this one about donkey!
08-11-11, 04:37 AM
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Walks Into a Bar
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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08-11-11, 04:42 AM
n0dvg

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An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Willard Fischer
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08-19-11, 12:26 AM
n0dvg

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Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red.
What am I ?

If you need a hint scroll down.



























Your HINT is: You strike it : For answer scroll down more




















Answer: A match.
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08-20-11, 11:46 PM
innergen

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Standard ... Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
08-21-11, 01:45 AM
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For the Ladies:

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTER, GRANDDAUGHTER, YOUNGER SISTER, NIECE, COUSIN... all the GIRLS!


1. Don't imagine you can change a man... Unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon... they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander... it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well... They never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same... they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men... most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something... is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind... but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man... look in a mental hospital.

12. The men of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years... Even in biblical times, they wouldn't ask for directions.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in... tell him chequebooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes... it means that you laugh at his.
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Jolynn Moss

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08-23-11, 06:40 AM
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ha ha ha ha
08-23-11, 08:48 AM Thanks!


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Joan Collins went to the hospital today to witness the birth of her next husband

Bit naughty I know

Kevin the Wednesdayite
08-23-11, 08:51 AM


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If your parents never had children the chances are that you won't either

Kevin the Wednesdayite
09-03-11, 05:06 PM Thanks!
marcus

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Oh man! funny as hell thanks
09-08-11, 02:56 PM Thanks!
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I don't think this came from the Bible, but our pastor told us the difference between socialism, communism, and capitalism.

In socialism, a man owns two cows and the government takes one cow and gives to someone with none.

In communism, a man owns two cows and the government takes both cows and sells the meat to the man.

In capitalism, a man owns two cows, sells one cow, and buys a bull.

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09-09-11, 12:24 PM Thanks!
markamiddletons

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What's the difference between a hummer and a corvette??

Your girlfriend never gave me a corvette...

...ROFLMAO .....